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2012.11.01导入了之前VicFengHunt和ScienceVic两个博客(MSN space→wordpress→163)的所有内容,前者的标签全都是中文,后者的标签全是英文,非常好分辨。简单概括一下,两个博客的主题分别是:“苦逼物理男的文艺生活”和“文艺物理男的苦逼生活”。建立ScienceVic的时候我是想把它建设成纯学术博客的,但是后来也开始扯乱七八糟东西了。总之以后这里就是家了,今后所有的新日志仍将同步至wordpress和人人。注:网易只能导入零六年七月之后的文章。

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The most entertaining thing for me right now is grading homework or lab reports for my students. Now I would like to share with you guys. Below are several funny examples. My comments are highlighted in red. Have fun!

1. Based on my students' IQ, I always do not require them to do certain steps in the lab. One of the students, however, thinks himself very clever, did some additional treatments of the data, which of course, was totally wrong.

There's an old saying in China, snakes with legs are no longer snakes.
-10

2. On someone’s lab report, after he wrote “formulas we used”, there’s half page of blank.

Oh! The Emperor's new formulas look so nice!!! -10

3. Free fall experiment, someone got a g value equal to 5.4m/s^2. They are supposed to analyze the errors of the experiment, and this “human being” wrote, “I think the major source of error is human error”, which, by the way, is the most common answer for all the students who take the physics lab.

There’s no such big human "errors", there're only big human mistakes. -10

4. Someone wrote on his lab report, “I don't know ***, because I was told we did not have to calculate ***.”

So you are saying, there's a ghost somewhere in our lab, right? -10

5. One post lab question asks the students to calculate the mass of a copper cylinder whose volume is no more than 10cm^3. Someone got something ~ 10^5kg.

Your lovely little cylinder is 500 times heavier than O’Neil. How nice is that! -5

6. Someone’s graph is fake, he counterfeited all the data points so that his plot is a perfect fit for the formula, which, for this experiment, shouldn’t.

There’s a reason why I’m doing the superstring theory. You have way too much to learn. 0 for the whole lab report

7. (Grad) Someone’s homework, many pages are blank with only the numbers of the questions on the left top of the pages.

Please protect the forests and save our world. -10, -10, -10...

8. (Grad) Question on Einstein model of solid. They are supposed to analyze the behavior of the specific heat. Someone got a terrible plot of Cv, which is totally intolerant because even unders in US should know about this.

Einstein almost got a Nobel Prize on this work! -10

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