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2012.11.01导入了之前VicFengHunt和ScienceVic两个博客(MSN space→wordpress→163)的所有内容,前者的标签全都是中文,后者的标签全是英文,非常好分辨。简单概括一下,两个博客的主题分别是:“苦逼物理男的文艺生活”和“文艺物理男的苦逼生活”。建立ScienceVic的时候我是想把它建设成纯学术博客的,但是后来也开始扯乱七八糟东西了。总之以后这里就是家了,今后所有的新日志仍将同步至wordpress和人人。注:网易只能导入零六年七月之后的文章。

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You Might Be A Physicist... (Final Version)  

2008-12-23 03:52:51|  分类: 传奇 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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Saw this long time ago, still funny everytime read it, and feel so so proud to be a physicist.
 
 
Several changes were made to the original version found on web, 17 & 18 are added by myself.
 
You Might Be A Physicist...
1. if you enjoy pain.
2. if you are completely addicted to caffeine.
3. if you've already calculated how much you earn per second.
4. if you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
5. if you have a pet named after a scientist.
6. if you consider ANY non-physics course easy.
7. if you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
8. if you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force".
9. if you know the direction the water swirls when you flush.
10. if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, you are working in the room, deriving formulas.
11. if you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there is a wind-chill factor in the lab.
12. if when your professor asks you where your work is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg Uncertainty principle
it could be anywhere in the universe.
13. if you hesitate to look at something carefully because you don't want to break down its wave function.
14. if you avoid doing something because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
15. if the Human society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schr?dinger's Cat paradox.
16. if your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain Rayleigh’s theory of scattering.
17. if after watching a movie of vampire, you ask, why vampires are not afraid of lamps at all even the spectrum lines of the lamp light are more than the sun's!
18. if you are watching two supermen fighting in the sky in a cartoon show, one man suddenly smites the other very hard and makes him fly far away, while he himself does not move, you shout, Oh the momentum conservation!
19. if you understand more than ten of these indicators.
20. if you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.
 
FYI, I've already posted this list on three doors :-)
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